Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. Normally I walk out with no work to be done as he says my teeth are always great. I thought it was weird this time that he was scraping and pushing at my tooth when he usually doesn't. I'd walked in with a full set of teeth, walked out with a dentist-caused chipped tooth and a filling booked in. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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commafullstop 1
^ That's what he hoped! BA DUM TSH!
Jimboom 12
Now just put your head back and relax.. you won't feel a thing.... unless you want to. ;-)
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Comments (122)
Combat_Mushroom 3
time to find a new dentist
achecorn 0
# 31 i dont see how a male(unintentionally) recieving an erection is "wrong" or "illegal". (1) it isnt wrong to have an erection, especially when it isnt meant to be seen(he wasnt showing him/her or forcing it on him/her) (2) I'm not sure how many, but im positive that many people have experienced an erection in the workplace(or any other place). Its not lke the board can go across someone's job checking for an erection (3)whose to say if it really WAS an erection or not and it obviously wasnt for the OP to be examining Shame. Now I have to hide my dick to become a pharmacist.
Brittanyy 0
Oh **** that's disturbing.
emorockerownage 9
dont flatter yourself all guys get hard
Ahhem 0
I can see that being a little disturbing. It's really only natural, though. Who knows, though. Maybe you have some sexy ******* teeth.
Cre6rul 0
consider it a compliment
Cicero_fml 0
Hope you didn't pass out from the nitrous. That wasn't fluoride on your teeth.
jtbby 0
baha, he should be fired. youre not suppose to feel a thing. ;)
hk_fml 9
Ewww #60 that's pretty ******* weird of the dentist. I have to say that's really inappropriate >__
NeverMind88 0
DAMN I wish he were MY dentist.