Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. Normally I walk out with no work to be done as he says my teeth are always great. I thought it was weird this time that he was scraping and pushing at my tooth when he usually doesn't. I'd walked in with a full set of teeth, walked out with a dentist-caused chipped tooth and a filling booked in. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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commafullstop 1
^ That's what he hoped! BA DUM TSH!
Jimboom 12
Now just put your head back and relax.. you won't feel a thing.... unless you want to. ;-)
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Comments (122)
DontWalkAway 8
Now I'm afraid to see my dentist again...he's creepy as ****, but thank God most of the time the people who actually work on my teeth are women.
NE7SSIE 2
Exactly how close did you lean?
angellove230 6
Thats a compliment to you
sydstoomuch 19
Bonkers happen spontaneously sometimes. Unless he makes a move it's nothing to worry about
rocker_chick23 27
I hate when bonkers happen randomly
nina0917 26
Was he at least handsome haha
_BruhhGetALife_ 19
Teeth just turn him on so much. ?
NoahK2003 16
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "dentist's drill".