Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. Normally I walk out with no work to be done as he says my teeth are always great. I thought it was weird this time that he was scraping and pushing at my tooth when he usually doesn't. I'd walked in with a full set of teeth, walked out with a dentist-caused chipped tooth and a filling booked in. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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commafullstop 1
^ That's what he hoped! BA DUM TSH!
Jimboom 12
Now just put your head back and relax.. you won't feel a thing.... unless you want to. ;-)
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Comments (122)
jdrives 0
#15: erectile dysfunction = impotence, doesn't sound like that's a problem in the dentist's case. also, I've never had a dentist ask *me* to move closer...usually your head is situated such that they can easily get a look at your teeth without you having to get "closer".
PepperCat 0
Maybe he forgot what kind of "drill" you needed exactly.
ayeeitsisabel 0
I think it might be time to get a new doctor, maybe?
lemon_squeezy 0
what the **** that's so creepy...
gracekelly_fml 0
that is just gross
commonsense 0
dude what if the OP is a guy.............
grow_up 0
XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is too funny. (please ignore my screen name for this comment)
drimpossible 0
A friend of mine who was a dentist (she's pretty attractive) bent over a patient to realize he was jerking off.
soozin 0
oh gross.....X_X" i would switch to a female dentist..... or i'd ask for one..
tthreat23 0
did your ass hurt after that dentist session? i would not trust that mother ******.