Love: Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend....

By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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By Leftattheairport - 09/02/2019 18:00

Today, I went to pick up my long distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 06:01

Today, after 6 months abroad, I finally got home to the airport at 5 a.m. where my parents were supposed to be picking me up. I called my mother to let her know I'd landed. She picked up with a sleepy voice and asked, "Who is this?" I'm an only child and we live 2 hours away from the airport. FML

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By MariadelMar - 19/08/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By Username - 09/03/2011 10:04

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

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allyrn13 12

Monday 2 July 2012 18:56

Double check your calendar next time.

nanny1010 12

Monday 2 July 2012 18:59

At least he knows you are really excited to see him :-)

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talloctopus 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 10:28

Super excited!!

wafey 2

Tuesday 3 July 2012 15:52

Sounds funny but was great from you waiting your love, well he will be happy of you.

trucker67 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:23

Life's short , don't sweat the small stuff - go home chill out and just think in a week you will be together .

challenger15 4

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:24

Bettet than a week late

tjs1224 7

Wednesday 4 July 2012 20:27

Internal calendar is a bit off. All those time zones are a bitch too.

kitsune3 20

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:36

Ouch...Well, at the very least you only have to wait one more week. Don't be too down, OP. At least you'll still get to meet him. :)

biancanick1 0

Friday 6 July 2012 7:32

Lol honestly I think this is So cute! Hope you have fun when you meet him

KodasBabyGirl69 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 7:45

I have a long distance relationship and yeah that sucks. im sorry but hopefully youll be right on time next time :)

jayive34_fml 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 4:30

Cheer up, it could have been worst.

K410 18

Tuesday 23 April 2013 15:46

Sounds like something my long distance gf would do XD

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