Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
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kalixzo 11
That's why you never see scary movies with your mom!
MrXerxes5 6
That's when you should've jumped up out of fear and flung your drink all over them.
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Comments (127)
holeyman 8
Boss move.
kaprookie 3
As opposed to you're a douchebag #31.
minktheshrink 0
I'm just glad someone let me know it was the 80s again.
heralynn1011 0
My mom clocked me in the mouth at Halloween horror nights I know your pain lol
TraceCase_ 19
Horror Nights is the greatest! I guess bring your Moms at your own risk;)
cdogLuvs2golf 0
At least your mom was there to comfort you if you ever got scared
MrSaxMan 0
K.O.
afulks78 11
LOL. What an asshole
2ndSucks 15
Scary movies with parents are never a good idea. Hot guys are a much better option.
LolFMLnot 10
I don't know i would rather see my Mom scared muahahah
zapskimmer55 0
I thumbed up just because of your picture.
TheClumsiest 0
bahahaha
Eragons_Mommy92 9
YDI for getting scared at movies that suck?
chili10 18
I completely agree, I hated all 3 paranormal activity movies.
leadman1989 16
55 - Fool once shame one me... fool me twice can't be fooled again.
koolkat27 13
55- if you hated even one of the movies, why would you waste your time to see another?
lissalove17 8
Way to completely butcher that phrase, 71.
leadman1989 16
95 - That's the point that was a George Bush quote blame him.
chickinova 13
ya seriously if it was the first one the op is such a wimp, it only has one minute of scaryness in the whole movie
JadedJarOfHearts 3
With mother...?
ikickgingers 15
Norman! What do you think you're doing? Don't you touch me, don't! NORMAN! Put me down, put me down!!
ikickgingers 15
All the 'mother' talk made me think of the movie Psycho... I keep hearing Norman Bates in my head... :/
KiddNYC1O 22
The children will mature, guys, trust me.
krysxkatastrophe 14
I don't know if I should choose FYL or YDI. FYL cause I'd be embarassed by my mom and mad at the guy who scared her. On the other hand, no movie is so scary that anyone should feel the need to scream. I wouldn't go to a scary movie with someone who gets that scared. YDI if you knew your mom would get that scared.
ChaeRi 3
Y'know, if you had actually read the FML properly, you would have realized that the one who had screamed wasn't OP's mom, but the person sitting behind her.