Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
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kalixzo 11
That's why you never see scary movies with your mom!
MrXerxes5 6
That's when you should've jumped up out of fear and flung your drink all over them.
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Comments (127)
ArielTheMermaid 17
That movie wasn't very good. I hated the ending, too.
akichan15 5
you were seriously scared of that? -_- wow
Heather_M_21 10
The movie put me to sleep.. i was bored and they all sucked. ;( And my other friends laugh through the movie.. Sorry to hear u were scared of the movie.. ;(
ilovenyrangers 0
I just saw that movie too and this really annoying lady kept screaming at every semi scary part. I wanted to slap her
SorrowFull 8
Hard decisions: marking your life sucks for going to the movies with your mom, or you deserve getting hit for being an ass. Option number two is the front runner thus far.
MrsUresti 8
hahahahahahaha
zebradude 0
Those movies aren't even scary...
alexiiiis09 0
YDI for thinking those movies are scary. I saw the third one on Halloween, I shoulda just went trick or treating or passed out candy, the kids costumes are scarier than all 3 of those movies.
cristalduhh 5
lol my friends punched me during Freddy vs Jason.
Okayitwasme 0
That's why we built a theatre in our basement. Worth every penny!