Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
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kalixzo 11
That's why you never see scary movies with your mom!
MrXerxes5 6
That's when you should've jumped up out of fear and flung your drink all over them.
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Comments (127)
Spottedfeather 7
How is anyone afraid of Paranormal Activity ? All 3 of them are so weak. Paranormal Activity isn't scary. Saw isn't scary. You know what IS scary ? Exorcist. Blair Witch. Hell, even Poltergeist is scarier than Paranormal Activity. The spineless-ness of people today is astounding.
jangalianxi 6
ydi for seeing that pathetic excuse for a horror movie at all.
heatcheergirl99 0
Why were you holding your moms hand???
hoonyer 17
Guess the person behind you was right ;)
theressarina 2
This story would have been fine without the holding mommy's hand info..
nixibeast 0
It wasn't even scary... The previews were worse then the movie itself.
ilovevegas106 2
No offense but I saw that movie and I wasn't scared..... I'm eleven.
ElricMustang 23
Haha that's pretty funny though. FYL
writergirl23 19
See some real horror movies.
aLiYaaH_fml 17
Aaaaw aria! :(