Health: Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots...

By Ravhi Karia - 03/04/2015 13:41 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

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By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 16:07 - United States - San Leandro

Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2016 01:15 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML

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By Sean - 27/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By depresso - 13/03/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

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Drama alert

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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Markovski 18

Friday 3 April 2015 18:30

Death in any case is something sad.

pastel_fml 18

Friday 3 April 2015 18:27

I almost cried for you a moment ago.

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1DisGR8 32

Friday 3 April 2015 18:37

Sorry OP, didn't mean for my comment to come out offensive. Glad your grandfather's alive!

EarlFug 19

Friday 3 April 2015 18:41

Don't mean to diminish the gravity of the feelings involved for all but I confess my mind is racing with thoughts of both Easter and April Fools.

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Friday 3 April 2015 18:57

**** you.

chikinscratch00 8

Friday 3 April 2015 19:04

Oh yuck. That's not good at all.

healthcarechick 9

Friday 3 April 2015 19:05

Omg!!!!!! I'm so sorry that you had to go through this! I can't even imagine!!!

AllSoul 23

Saturday 4 April 2015 0:41

Ok! We get it! Calm down!!!

beararm 11

Friday 3 April 2015 19:12

Dnt kno y u wrote this on fml, u shuld b real happy

thelaughingcat 6

Friday 3 April 2015 19:16

How is that a FML? Your grandfather is alive, but someone else lost someone they love

Exsequor 14

Friday 3 April 2015 19:22

This really isn't an FML in the end

socialproduct 19

Friday 3 April 2015 19:41

Grandad rose from the dead? Happy Easter!

earthday18 7

Friday 3 April 2015 19:43

at least he's still alive god bless

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