Awkward and Funerals: Long eulogy - FML

Long eulogy

By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 12:00

Today, the minister at my grandpa's funeral had a speech impediment that made him stutter his R’s. My grandpa’s name was Robert. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 30 April 2022 14:46

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poopface82 23

Saturday 30 April 2022 14:44

Maybe someone should have run up mid-eulogy and whispered “he preferred to be called Bobby.” Even if it wasn’t true, it would have solved the problem by an large. Also say he wanted the eulogy delivered with a Boston accent.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 30 April 2022 14:46

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