Long eulogy

By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 12:00

Today, the minister at my grandpa's funeral had a speech impediment that made him stutter his R’s. My grandpa’s name was Robert. FML
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Maybe someone should have run up mid-eulogy and whispered “he preferred to be called Bobby.” Even if it wasn’t true, it would have solved the problem by an large. Also say he wanted the eulogy delivered with a Boston accent.

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