Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Family time is best time
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Who are you?
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Dazed and confused
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
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blueflare21 3
Wow that was probably the most awkward moment you can ever live lol
santaCLAUZx 0
that's a little funny but it's not like she really knew the reality of the situation.lmao.
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sonicfury 0
that really sucks fyl
PakiPakiPaki 0
Ah. AH... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dude my mom owns an old folks home, there was a man with alzeimers there and he use to try n kill his imaginary friend by stomping on him. He would sit in the living room and FIRE PEOPLE ahahaha he was the best!
UrFlyyness 0
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! This is FUNNY!
PakiPakiPaki 0
Was that sarcastic?
shewasalmost18 0
sooo..how long you been with your grandfather?
Colby_Colbert 0
she was also looking for a cure for pancakes
relapse22 7
Don't take that shit from her. Take that cane and ******* shove it up her grandma ass ! **** your life btw, I would have cried like a little girl if my gramma did that to me. (After I beat the shit back out of her ... )
Jake5454 0
o i am sure the that hit with the cane will cause you and your family years of suffering awww you poor girl.... get over yourself she has alzeihmers as you said, so she's the one who should who should be saying 'FML i have alzeihmers'
dramakat11 0
Her grandma probably doesn't use the site jackass. And yeah, I'm willing to bet her grandmother's debilitating disease does cause her family a lot of suffering. ******* idiot. Even if some people are capable, as some of you people are claiming, of just laughing off this incident or something, if it wouldn't at least hurt you to see what your gma was going through you have no compassion and don't care about anyone but yourself.
AisforAwesome 0
Nobody can take a joke these days, can they.
crazysk8guy 0
YDI for having a grandmother
Olivia412 0
#33 Are you retarded? I mean really.
XxKate1294xX 0
Explain. :)
amy_shmamy 0
haha
metawarr556 3
Dude, wtf?
mmMOO 0
#33 has a good point
mmMOO 0
#33 has a good point
onepctech 0
I agree with 33
babybarb 0
I also agree with 33.
oopsie_daisy8446 0
LOL. Too funny.