Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Family time is best time
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Who are you?
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Dazed and confused
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
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blueflare21 3
Wow that was probably the most awkward moment you can ever live lol
santaCLAUZx 0
that's a little funny but it's not like she really knew the reality of the situation.lmao.
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Comments (125)
calamity_chica 0
lmfao. ha, sux for u.
Cinnabar 0
FGL
jewelzgalore 0
Are you seriously making fun of someone with Alzheimer's?
prsbebe08 0
**** your life? **** her life. shes going to die, it's not her fault.
brunoisbeast 0
when people are frightened they show they're true colors and feelings.
erwest 0
goblin- and others who think like that, you think beating someone with a cane is an excusable action because she has alzheimers? forgetting who the OP is and mistaking them for someone else is excusable. beating someone with a cane isn't acceptable at all unless you're defending yourself or if the grandma was correct
toomra 0
Actually, I would say it was excusable. Alzheimers is more that just getting confused and forgetting things, people who suffer from it can act out of character and act in ways no rational person would. Not that I'm saying the OP deserved it.
smallfry94 0
I completely agree with #51, oh and 33, your ignorance and complete fail attempt at making a funny is pathetic. Fyl OP
junomcguff_fml 0
YDI for visiting a person with Alzheimers xD
cooorah 0
You're an asshole. What's she supposed to do? Act like her grandmother DOESN'T have Alzheimer's and forget she exists? My grandma is suffering from it and I'd rather visit her occasionally then not seeing her at all, so she's not left sitting around each day by herself, just continuing to suffer. Are Alzheimer's patients not allowed to have visitors or something?
MadaFaka_fml 0
NOT a FML at all. firstly she is ur grandma secondly she has a very serious disease..
voodootrucker 0
you forgot #51