Today, I went to orientation for college. They gave us a name tag and I tried to figure out how to put it on for a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML
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Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML
Today, it was my first day. HR handed me a badge with my photo and… someone else’s name printed in big letters. I spent the whole morning being introduced as “Greg” to people who said, “Nice to meet you Greg.” By lunch I’d corrected maybe 3 people and reinforced everyone else’s assumption that my real name was Greg. FML
Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML
Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the library. A kid came up and asked me to help him peel the back off his sticker. It took me so long the kid left. Determined, I still tried to peel it off. Fifteen minutes later, the librarian came over, looked once at it, and told me it wasn't a sticker. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt for a job interview and put it on just before leaving. On the train, I noticed the shop's security tag was still attached. I had to spend the entire interview trying to keep my jacket closed, wondering how I'd missed the chunk on plastic stapled to my shirt when I put it on. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML
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mzrobinson 13
Are you sure you should be in college?
GothicAngel17 24
And you made it into college how, exactly?
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Comments (109)
orebes 3
Maybe colleges should have 'how to use stickers' classes.
Crankenstein_92 4
Then i realized it wasnt a nametag at all. It was my schedule!
dorworters 9
18, this comment made me laugh my ass off
luckyd880 12
Well I know one person that won't be getting accepted...that was the big test op, putting on your name tag correctly and...you failed.
pexy_fml 16
No offense but Your not ready for college…
FMLshark 12
So much irony in a simple comment, I must say.
simonsaysYDI 8
That's like the 6th "I must say" I've seen on this FML. Did I miss a meme or something...?
rendezvous1111 3
No offense, but you're not ready for college either.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Einstein couldn't remember his address, and he was a genius. Just cause you do something stupid doesn't mean you're not smart. It's human nature. I do stupid shit all the time, and I have the highest IQ in my class. It's like we don't have room for simple stuff. Also: God loves stupid people. Why do you think there are so many?
stalkerstatus101 5
^einstein also never knew how to drive a car
angelk12 6
Did he ever say he was ready? -_-
br0ccoli 15
Having trouble in college already? That's not a good sign.
karen1991 15
That was probably a test. Who put them on the right way were the ones they wanted..
chokefrantic 9
I'd say they let all the retarded ones in tiger extra funding from the government.
chokefrantic 9
*to get. DYAC.
mmike13 2
Nice
_Peppermint_ 34
Hello My Name Is Stupid
nofearjenshere 12
Hello Stupid, I'm Jen. Pleasure to meet you.
OkitaCockroach 19
Something tells me you won't be getting in too soon...
simonsaysYDI 8
I can relate in the fact that I hate trying to figure something out that is later very obvious. Exhibit A: " *push* *push* WTF? *push* *pull* Oh... " in my defense the door did say push.
ICastillo 25
Damn OP no common sense at all.