Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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lauren9739 0
No they don't. That's mirrors idiot.
untoldfame 3
nice job buttbandit.
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KelMarCos 3
Wow this is fake in so many ways. A. Most schools don't start until don't start until next week- they certainly wouldn't be taking yearbook photos during the first week. B. You can't see how the photo turned out until you receive the hard copies weeks later. C. Yearbooks don't come out until late May/June. No one else would have known unless you told them. This might have been belieivable if you were from New Zealand or Australia since they have opposite seasons down there and are in the middle of their school year. Considering you're from Canada and it's the 3rd day of September... fail.
tenkenshi 2
A. All FML's start with "Today," so this could have happened a while ago and only got through now. Take out the today and the story makes sense. B. ... fail.
bbyktty 0
A: we've been in school since august 18th. B: yearbook pics are the same as id pics for us. and sometimes the photographer'll show you the pic right after. C: people look at your id to see your pic.
lifeislife_fml 0
HAHAHA WOW "fake" fail. My school started almost 3 weeks ago and juniors took pictures the 2nd day. I got my picture on my ID card like 2 minutes after taking it. The yearbook thing is weird, but he could mean the yearbook later on, or this is an FML that didn't actually happen today.
singachic87 0
at my high school, you take your senior yearbook photo during the summer, before the start of the year, and you get the proofs within 48 hours. different situations exist all over the world.
sublime93 0
#39 my picture day is the first day of school... So you fail.
Hlessirah 3
Hilarious! And that is exactly why you should never wear shirts with words on it for school photos. YDI for not wearing a solid-color or otherwise patterned shirt. Next year you'll learn.
DynamicDave 11
@39: isn't it possible this happened a while ago and maybe he just found this website today and decided to post it? or maybe he's just getting around to it? you know FML's have to start with 'today' right? stop overANALyzing (sorry, had to) and let the rest of us enjoy our FML experience. Thank you. that is all.
Arthanon 0
To #39 (the guy that said this was fake in many ways) Our school started this week, and i know many school districts in my state that started 2 weeks ago. Our school actually take photo ID photo's that are actually our yearbook photos (unless you're a senior (senior pic then)) so you actually know what you're yearbook pic will look like the first day of school.
gabbs1112 0
Ohh that sucks op, analog is a good brand by burton and I don't think people will think for gay I mean you must skateboard snowboard or wakeboard, so don't feel bad! You have good taste in clothes!
the_coon_fml 0
or snowboard. like me:)
allmidnighteyes 11
Dude, your shirt should say Anal Log
Intoxicunt 6
I was thinking Anal OG. I like yours better.
gabbs1112 0
I snowboard tooo that's how I know?!! I loveeee it sooo much
the_coon_fml 0
i kno! i was in colorado during spring break and finally got a lesson and conquered moggles so now i do double blacks and extreame tarrain! cant wait for winter!:)
Lifes_Downs 0
thats dumb school in ontario hasnt even started, so fakeee or not recent at all, lame.
lifeislife_fml 0
HAHAHA. In my little brother's elementary school yearbook, some kid wore a shirt with "SIEMENS" written on it, but the shirt was kind of folded over on the "I" so you could barely see it. I wonder what his parents thought of the picture.
gabbs1112 0
That's pretty sick congratulations on getting past moggles haha
the_coon_fml 0
haha thx. im still not the best at it tho. u?