Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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lauren9739 0
No they don't. That's mirrors idiot.
untoldfame 3
nice job buttbandit.
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Comments (186)
Fett 0
sup anal
serpicosghost 0
if you just got your pic taken today, how is it already in the yearbook??? FAKE
Gunpar 0
All of the FMLs start with "Today," and end with "FML", genius.
ozymandias_fml 0
YDI for wearing a lame-ass shirt to yearbook pictures.
GriefBacon 0
YDI for wearing a slogan shirt for your pictures. Didn't your mama ever tell you to dress nicely for pictures?
X_totallysucks_X 0
I want to see that yearbook picture =D
ijrnelson 0
you deserve it for wearing that in your year book picture!
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
haahhahahahahahahahahha
zyq9 0
Haha, that's awesome. I only dreamed of having an awesome picture in the yearbook.
CousinSkeeter 0
that's the problem with FMLs starting with the word 'today'.
boredboisereside_fml 0
Fag