Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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lauren9739 0
No they don't. That's mirrors idiot.
untoldfame 3
nice job buttbandit.
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musicpirate456 0
YDI for being an emo kid wearing fake retro shirts
hollyemma92 0
oooh bad luck haha :) tis quite amusing like
choppers_fml 0
HAHA this is made up when u take a photo it turns out back to front so it actually woulda said GOLANA....DUMBASS or should i say SSABMUD
singachic87 0
no, that only happens when you take a picture in a mirror. look at a photo album sometime instead of only myspace pictures. and think before you speak.
enternamehere87 7
faith in humanity destroyed...please go back to school
plexico 4
I'm sure that picture and nickname are going to make you quite popular in some circles. Prison, for instance. Happy Felching, Anal Kid!
the_coon_fml 0
felching?
jonny2x4 0
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching ..........
Thesherburnes 0
sound gay anyway: boytoy?? you like it don't lie... this isn't an FML.
allmidnighteyes 11
ignore this.
bosshaug 0
Haha I'm going to **** u anally and stangle you with my sock
Hienz 0
#5, you would be surprised how little teachers know of awkward things like that. Except for science teachers. O_O
the_coon_fml 0
haha are you a science teacher?
Intoxicunt 6
Remember to wash your pink sock.
the_coon_fml 0
ok im pretty good at understanding ur comments but u lost me on this one..
tenkenshi 2
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=+pink+sock
the_coon_fml 0
haha yes! thx for explaining. and win
Intoxicunt 6
Haha, it's reference also. There was a FML post a few days ago about Dirty Sanchez, and the comments started revolving around other urbandictionary sexual terms. So now I use the new ones I learned when possible.
the_coon_fml 0
haha i kno. def learned alot from those comments. cleavland steamer...lol!
Intoxicunt 6
Haha, that's the one I forgot! I was trying to keep track of them all so I don't forget any. I said blumpkins sound ok and felching doesn't sound bad at all. No one seems to agree though. Alabama Hot Pocket, FTL. :(
the_coon_fml 0
haha nasty! rusty trombone if funny.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Ive heard that before, but dunno what it means. explanashun plz?
the_coon_fml 0
haha look it up on urban dictionary.com. if you really want me to explain i will
Intoxicunt 6
Look it up on urbandictionary.com. It'll only take you a minute. Rusty trombone. Ew. Not the worst one, but still quite awful. 2 girls, 1 finger!!
Starchild21 3
Actually BME Pain Olympics is the grossest, most disgusting thing ever. If you have never thrown up watch it, it will change your life lol. My roommates and I would make pledges get really drunk and watch it, lol puddles of throw up. _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Intoxicunt 6
Hahahaha. Sounds awful. You seen 2 Kids, 1 Sandbox or 1 Guy 1 Jar? You should.
gsfgf 0
That's way cooler than a shirt that says ANALOG.