Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
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Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, I received an email from my insurance company about a claim that happened over a month ago when I hit someone from behind. I was very apologetic and stated it was my fault, and now they're trying to claim replacement vehicle costs. I was going under 10mph and their car only had a scratch. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
It'd be funny as hell if he didn't have insurance.
AnOriginalName 19
So you have to deal with the insurance guy's insurance. Shit. Good luck with that!
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Comments (78)
Pstraka6 20
Well he/she better give you a damn good rate! The irony is pretty incredible, but don't let that burn your day
HeartOfLead 24
While you were there, I hope you asked Flo for one of those snap picture thingies. I bet it's one of the two spies the backed into your car...
Warmonger_Smurf 29
You're NOT in good hands.
More_Leg 14
Time for new insurance!
cathrope 10
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there....
JordynnLOL 11
Oh the irony.
arroberts 10
I really didn't realize how many rejected FMLs are resubmitted by other people until I started moderating them. Unless I'm completely wrong, so, in that case, can someone explain to me? My ignorance is overwhelming.
worldclassrager 39
Hope your insurance can pay for that...I know that is bad humor...sorry about your car OP...
zeldagirl77 7
I got you a dollar, oh you gotta be quicker than that!!! XD i love that commercial
jw90 18
Hopefully he will be made to pay for the damages. Or at least your Insurance company will since they have an idiot for an employee.