By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 445
You deserved it 94

Top comments

Did someone have to tempt her off you with a McDonalds happy meal?

AliMarie 0

How did you decide to "intervene"? Probably not a good idea to start shit with people who are double your size . . .

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i'd like to shake the illustrator's hand, please.

sarcdude 3

As soon as I saw the first panel, I knew which FML this was. AWESOME job.

heres a tip, don't get in the way of a fat girl when she wants something unless you want to get trampled

wtf at the pic, whats with the noses O_O

Jenny444_fml 0

LMAO wow that sucks FYL cause your boyfriend was cheering her on YDI for being a bitch You kept referring to this girl as fat and maybe she is fat to you but just chubby in reality i dont know but either way it does not matter. You have a right to intervene because that was your date but she was asking him not you which ended up you being pinned down by another girl who is thicker than you and your date cheering HER on not you lol oh well hope you learned your lesson

I am just going to say this up front. Yes, I am fat. Who gives a shit? If you base people off the way they look, you are an ignorant ****. I will not try to sound cheesy, but it's true. Oh also, I was reading a comment that said something along the lines "they ["fatties"] starve countries". No they ******* don't. It's the wasteful and careless people that starve countries. It's better you eat your food, than just throw it away. Oh and I am doing something not to be fat. It's not like we enjoy being over-weight.

Yeah, honestly, bulimic people are wasting food way more than overweight people, and even that is such an over-dramatic thing to say. I don't mean to be rude to either bulimic or overweight people btw. I was just pointing that out.

Oh definitely speak your mind. All for it, obviously. :)

johnnyramone 0

dude best thread ever until people started getting serious.