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Anonymous United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

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Did someone have to tempt her off you with a McDonalds happy meal?

How did you decide to "intervene"? Probably not a good idea to start shit with people who are double your size . . .

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InsaneOblongata 0

Great interpretation of the original FML! (:

Antivirus_fml 0

FYL: 7/10 YDI: 3/10 Illustration: 10/10

funny comic :D

Don't hold it against him, I would laugh too.

Great illustration!

thats ufnny. The way I read it, it sounded as htough you meant 'YDI for not being fat'

The illustration was hilarious, nice work

iSmellNice 2

LOVE the illustration

gosh I hate fatties who think they are God's gift to men, when in reality they are disgusting looking and need to learn how to exercise and eat well.