By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 445
You deserved it 94

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Did someone have to tempt her off you with a McDonalds happy meal?

AliMarie 0

How did you decide to "intervene"? Probably not a good idea to start shit with people who are double your size . . .

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but lawlipop, they are easier to curb stomp.

skatergirl21 2

thats what you get for being a ***** these dys you get crused by fat people

AeFinder224 0

To those who are getting mad at the OP, the fat chick was rude for continuing to ask the guy to dance when he clearly asked her to STOP, regardless of her weight.

Internets for you all and your hilarious comments about veluputous broads.

I just love how some of you are going for the one complaining when she didn't say how she intervened. She could have said, "Hey, Fatty, leave my man alone and eat the buffet!" and you're siding with her. Plus, she was probably a moron for asking that type of d*** to the dance anyway. And to all you people who are putting fat people down, shut up and leave them alone. They haven't done anything to you, so why are you putting them down. If a fat person breaks your ribs by sitting on you, cuss about THAT person only. Leave the other ones alone! Apparently, their only problem to you guys is not being a goddamn size 4!!!!! f*** off!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone is calling Op a bxtch for calling the girl fat. I'm over weight, and guess what? I don't care if someone calls me fat. Its only an Adjective. The girl that was coming on to op's date should of pulled Op aside and asked to have this ONE dance with the boy she's always had a crush on, not tackle the girl. And, if someone says I'm probably skinny and just over exaggerating, your wrong. Ive looked up the average weight and asked around for "normal" girls weights. I'm fat, and im proud of it. Also, the crush cheering on the "Fat" girl, he should of tried to break them apart, even if he was getting pretty hot about the ripping of the clothes and the fighting. Op, FYL. If u had something broken, you could sue. But, i would tackle someone if they said something bit chy to me. I'm just trying to be neutral here, so PLZ don't tackle me with insults and mean comments *shiver*

Argmik 0

these comments were very amusing! i understand how sensitive people can get about being called fat but the people that dish on "not-to-standard" people are obviously more sensitive! wow.

I am 18 and weigh 125 pounds... so no one call me fat. i think people should not be stereotyped because theyre fat. its just not nice... and not all of them bring it upon themselves... sometimes its inherited. SO **** ALL U MEAN BITches

uh.....on the brightside..... every one there must've had a homecoming night that they will never forget -_-"