Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML
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Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML
Today, my whole family was so excited about watching the Artemis II launch and scolded me for not mustering more enthusiasm. Great, we can go to space now… so anytime someone talks about real issues like climate change or racism, we'll hear, "Well just go to space then" or "Space will solve our problems." FML
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, my daughter asked me why NASA hasn't gone to the sun yet. She's seventeen. FML
Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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Humps 0
Your counselor probably had a point. If you were interested in space you would want to be an astronomer, not an astrologist.
leannayourcool 0
Oh my god, that's horrible.
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taytay3696 0
thats so rude.they should get FIRED:P
mclovin_fml 0
hahahaha your counselor was right, you are an idiot. So are you #126. astrologist and astronomer are definitely NOT the same things. And if this moron supposedly wants to make a career of something, they would be a little more familiar with the terminology.
marris 0
126 - there is a HUGE difference between psychologist and psychiatrist. If you think they are the same, you are just as stupid as the OP. A psychiatrist is a medical doctor, a psychologist isn't. You wouldn't go to a psychologist if you needed medication for a psychiatric illness because they couldn't prescribe it.
LizB_ 0
of course. you wanted to study ASTROLogy? you want to study ASTRONomy, dumbass.
idefinepathetic 0
I'm not saying there isn't a difference, all I meant was that it's an easy slip of the tongue to make. my point was that people confuse terms all the time, that doesn't mean they're stupid. lay off.
notnormal 0
I agree with your counselor. You must be stupid if you don't even know the name of what you want to become. Unless you want to write horoscopes, you're thinking of being an astronomer. By the way, you're never going to become one. Pure fascination doesn't cut it, you have to have brains, too. So, bottom line, your counselor is dead on.
bekabelly 0
astronomy not astrology...
asliuf 0
one vote for your counselor is a douchebag.
jax080890 0
ok so, you really are stupid...ASTRONOMERRRRRR astrology is a fake science...I'M an astronomy major...
lizziinspace 0
I don't actually believe this happened.