Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML
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Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML
Today, my whole family was so excited about watching the Artemis II launch and scolded me for not mustering more enthusiasm. Great, we can go to space now… so anytime someone talks about real issues like climate change or racism, we'll hear, "Well just go to space then" or "Space will solve our problems." FML
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, my daughter asked me why NASA hasn't gone to the sun yet. She's seventeen. FML
Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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Humps 0
Your counselor probably had a point. If you were interested in space you would want to be an astronomer, not an astrologist.
leannayourcool 0
Oh my god, that's horrible.
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Bees_fml 0
I was going to say what #51 said. If you're fascinated by space, whatever man-made word it's called doesn't matter as much as the love of the cosmos. You'll learn the right word, but hopefully did not learn a disposition toward failure from your hilarious guidance counselor. Keep pursuing what you love. The geniuses that have changed the world and changed history have been some of the biggest doofs as well. Embrace it.
Bees_fml 0
I was going to say what #51 said. If you're fascinated by space, whatever man-made word it's called doesn't matter as much as the love of the cosmos. You'll learn the right word, but hopefully did not learn a disposition toward failure from your hilarious guidance counselor. Keep pursuing what you love. The geniuses that have changed the world and changed history have been some of the biggest doofs as well. Embrace it.
Catzhr 0
Haha this reminds me of this guy I knew. The only things his brain could manage were naming constellations and playing football. I tried to talk to him about religion vs science once and he said his head hurt.
debbiedowner2 0
my guidance counselor is a hormonal pregnant lady with a hidden agenda..
Grndslmhttr3 0
YDI for wanting to go into a bullshit science like astrology. Try astronomy.
bonehead800 0
If you said you want to be an astrologist... she's not wrong, unless you're seriously into making horoscopes for a career.
derekb 1
No offense, but you don't exactly seem to be the brightest star in the sky....its astronomer genius, or do you like horoscope writing careers? The Orion's Belt Constellation is showing me a long career in fast food for you.
hjc7 0
I have to agree with #2 astrologists are just fakes you must mean astronomer. I guess you are stupid.
zakkattackrawr 0
Actually, astrology is having to do with the study of space and is related to astronomy
iwadasn 33
No, astrology is making stuff up and claiming you magically divined it from the positions of the stars.
kirrat 0
Hahaha, you got owned!!! But I am sorry to hear that.