Today, I went to my girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both drunk. We went into the bathroom, she started to give me head. After about 30 seconds the song changes and she jumps up and goes out to dance, leaving me there. Door open. Penis out. It was the song she requested. FML
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Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
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trackrunner525 0
lmao, that sucks man...blue balls :-p
coloradodude12 0
Ouch. But she was drunk.
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palmtrees 1
Just shut up, #13. There's no obligation for her to give her bf head just because he wants it. Was it inconsiderate/annoying of her to start and not finish it? Sure. But things happen, especially in the context of a sorority formal, where almost everyone is drunk and things are a little crazy. It obviously doesn't mean he should humiliate/injure her in public to demand that she finish pleasuring him.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#44: If you knew how to read, it says that: BEFORE ANYONE MAKES ASSUMPTIONS. So before anyone assumed they drove there.
Big_Kane 3
Guess it was a 'short' wait.
inerdablanket 4
#14; wtf?
happygirl_fml 0
hhahaa #13 that is HORRIBLE but i'm laughing...
soggysandwich 0
How does this make her a ***** at all? I think its gross to be hooking up in a bathroom, keep it in your pants. i still vote FYL because she didnt finish what she started and left you here dick out. but w.e get over it she was drunk. i bet you still hooked up that night.
hinder2244 0
oh gosh sorry haha http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=3647ntgmai3kaktyp4g79rgodlh6n
Nakedsquirrel 5
I clicked both, simply because this is a situation skanks will get themselves into. Getting wasted at a party then retreating to a mere bathroom for head (ignoring what then followed) reeks of no class whatosever, from either of you. If you two were that horny you should have gotten a room.
sawabear15 0
Agree with #8. But she's not the only hoe.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
So? She obviously wasn't getting anything out of it. She's not a *****, but you're both pretty trashy. You even more so because you went home and whined about it online.