SquilliamFancy

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About Squilliamfancy
Who put YOU on the planet? The name is Squilliam Fancyson the THIRD. It was passed down the generations from my fathers father, to my father, eventually to be bestowed upon me. My interests include my glorious unibrow, spending wads of cash, sailing on the finest of yachts, and making my arch nemesis, Squidward Tenticles, look like a fool. What with my private lake, private heliport, private island, and balloon -slash- casino, who wouldn't adore me? #squidout?
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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Mobility

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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Perfectionist

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    50%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    82%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    24%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    5%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    10%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    32%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    32%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    6%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    40%
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