Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
myownperson
United States
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
mee
Peabody, United States
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
mynameisarmpit
Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
marge1010
United States
Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
Anonymous
Stourport, United Kingdom
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Raw95
United States
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Anonymous
Switzerland
Not even a celebrity traitor
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Vince
United States
Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML
Hahamaster333
Assumptions
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
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IamSharkWeek 0
did he have a nice rack?
deathpotato 11
This cannot be tolerated.
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Comments (208)
snafubar 0
Was his name Peggy?
crazyblackchick 0
Nowadays, most food at hooters is brought by a man. Whether you can tell or not depends on how well the surgery went.
theskaven 2
FYL OP, that's some bad mojo you have
jackson41 4
LMAO! That is so rich!
ChrisG19 0
First world problems
lilpowers 3
Man boobs!
richieflow 3
That sux
nikkibear3 3
As a hooters girl I can say that we do more than just serve food. We have to great the customers, take pictures, sing songs, bus tables, refill drinks, run alcohol drinks, all while looking pretty! So I hope you left a good tip evade your hooter girl was probably super busy and trying her best
nikkibear3 3
Actually yes they can. Because we are not servers. We are hooter girls. Also known as entertainers. You won't find. Dallas cowboy male cheerleader!
SILVERSTAR_6 17
Damn thats ****** up big time