Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
myownperson
United States
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
mee
Peabody, United States
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
mynameisarmpit
Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
marge1010
United States
Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
Anonymous
Stourport, United Kingdom
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Raw95
United States
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Anonymous
Switzerland
Not even a celebrity traitor
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Vince
United States
Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML
Hahamaster333
Assumptions
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
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IamSharkWeek 0
did he have a nice rack?
deathpotato 11
This cannot be tolerated.
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Comments (208)
James713 2
Epic Fail!!
immaMonsta 8
I mean, unless you two had a talk about where he can or cannot work, then you can't really complain. At least it's a job. I do understand where you're coming from though, so I think this is neither a YDI or FYL situation.
Llamacod 11
What right does op have to tell someone where they can or cannot work?
Xxsoldierxx29 3
Wtf!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
Then you're probably a bit too young.
KiddNYC1O 22
The horror.
jellyD 1
Woot! Gams, racks, packages & baskets all in one place!
stickytack 7
I don't get it…
Sabrewulf 8
Hooters is stupid. I'm a dude and only went once before I decided not to waste my time and money eating ok food just to look at ****. There are **** everywhere. Plus I'm an ass man :D
Llamacod 11
So... You didn't like the right orange shorts? You sir are a pretty shitty "ass man"
Sabrewulf 8
lol, the shorts don't help if they all have flat asses. :(
TheLonelyPoet 0
That's what you get for going to a restaurant to see **** and not eat
Nick_1993 2
He must have mistaken you to be a woman.