Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML
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Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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BAMF223 4
Your username, WTF
bendereine 11
It is pretty dark in there...
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Comments (140)
greenie213 23
She's watched too much Doctor Who...
bigbadtim 7
Nesting Duplicates?
daringtoride 27
Ah, good old season one before it repeatedly began to tear your heart out your chest and toss it out the window ;) In the best way possible, of course! I adore that show, even if sometimes it makes me want to rock back and forth in the shower while I sob. Like I said, best way possible, though.
SpottedZebra42 14
There is no such thing as too much Doctor Who.
SquishFish 15
60- I agree. Doomsday..... Agh too much- I cried and couldn't watch the show for a month..... And don't get me started on when Tennant went! The "I don't wanna go...." Mixed with his adorable sad face..... And when Amy and Rory went? I cried. Profusely.
daringtoride 27
80 - Don't I know it?? With Rory and Amy, I sobbed! The fact that all she had to do was blink, but turned one last time to say goodbye to her Raggedy Doctor broke my heart ugh. And the Doctor! He's supposed to be strong, move on; but oh my god. His breakdown made me breakdown!
jem970 19
Well my curiosity to watch this show was killed by this thread :) I rock and cry in my shower to much already because of once upon a time and true blood.
daringtoride 27
87 - LOL Oh, but you have to watch it!! Even with all that, it is insanely addicting and I finished the first season to the fourth in one day, with no sleep. Recently got caught up, and then watched Angels of Manhattan with a friend. I love the show.
rageandlove13 8
Well some of the people in a high position at Hollister Co. seem to only hire people that appear nearly "perfect", so I'm not surprised that she got mixed up with a mannequin.
tomhofer 14
Do I sense some bitterness?
rageandlove13 8
Maybe a bit, but I don't have anything against Hollister clothing itself. I just don't like how some people are unable to get a job there because they weren't born a certain way.
Sandsh8rk 36
What a dummy!
thecrapblog 8
Nice pun...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Oh mannequin see how that would have been embarrassing, she must have looked like a total dummy. Guess I was a little late on the dummy joke, my bad.
greenie213 23
That is one of the best uses of the word mannequin I have ever seen.
cnator 12
36- mannequin= man I can
doglover100 29
It is dark in there.
pheebs314 17
Why would you take your grandmother to Hollister? It's so dark and loud... Not to mention that its hard to breath with whatever scent or air freshener they use. I'm 21 and I can hardly walk in there... Although I also have allergy induced asthma.
tj5810 21
There will come a time where you'll grow up and realize that the incident wasn't really that embarrassing. I'm assuming you're young, considering you're going into Hollister with your grandmother. It's okay, OP. We all have our stories to tell. Luckily, you tend to care less as you grow up.
chocolateisyum 12
Wow, why would you take you grandmother? My mum always complains when she goes into shops like that. But it's funny about her talking to the mannequins!
fenixtorador1 11
What a dummy
rosesong2494 3
It sucks that she was yelling at mennequins. But honestly, that's about the only thing that sucks in your story. Your life is not ******. And just so you know, if I were you, and that were my grandma, I would've been extremely proud. Hollister's music IS too damn loud! Go grandma.