Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML
Today, I went in for an interview with a firm where I'd done some interning before. After shaking hands with both the directors, I went to shake hands with one of the director's wives, who also works there. Turns out she was going for a hug and kiss on the cheek. I ended up kissing her on the lips. FML
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Xrated_exctasy 0
i think we've all done that at some point.
GreenMaze 0
Is the glass okay?
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Comments (108)
jklol11 0
I did that when I was trying to convince someone I'm not oblivious to everything...except glass doors apparently...
spencespencespen 0
you are also a woman
Btreasure 8
this is terrible. it wasn't even worthy of a laugh. or an ohhhh your life sucks.
Btreasure 8
actually I'm very emotional and it's very easy to make laugh I just didn't think his FML was very funny thank you.
MRobvious750 0
How is it not funny?
RedPillSucks 33
Btreasure is Marvin in disguise.
hellokat1 0
Where did Marvin go?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Glass wall? Don't you mean window?
Elenachka 0
I doubt he ran into a window. Get out a bit, a lot of offices employ the use of glass partitions or walls.
THRASHtillDEATH 6
there's defiantly such thing as glass walls
you_and_me_fml 8
I don't think that was so bad.. I'm sure everyone laughed it off and the girl probably thought it was cute
Avshalom7679 5
lol probably
Zeek63 0
lol probably not
jfreekingly 3
just thought I'd messenge because you like to talk .
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jfreekingly 3
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swaggar13 0
lol
canddyass 0
awww. :p
regsworld11 2
CLUMSY, Just like me.... (:
angel2184 7
it's only bad if you leave a faceprint lol
emsbitch 0
aah, I have walked into many glass doors & walls in my days...
Djzom13 0
*facepalm*
LaughinStock 16
someone already said that ^
Djzom13 0
I know, I don't read the posts before I comment. This is the second time this has happened.
dreamering 16
It's the glass wall ok?