Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML
Today, I went in for an interview with a firm where I'd done some interning before. After shaking hands with both the directors, I went to shake hands with one of the director's wives, who also works there. Turns out she was going for a hug and kiss on the cheek. I ended up kissing her on the lips. FML
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Xrated_exctasy 0
i think we've all done that at some point.
GreenMaze 0
Is the glass okay?
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Comments (108)
Ldesu 0
Ah, the power of Windex...
Kilroy15 0
your as smooth as sand paper bruuh
Geno0879 0
So basically you did your best imitation of the birds from the windex commercials.........kudos!!!
sadkiddie 0
I did somethin like this, except with a table of discount DVDs...ya. I think knocking stuff over sucks worse, cause then if your as unlucky as me you can go in for uber clumsy person round 2 and totally bump heads with the guy trying to help you pick stuff up. -_-"
cgchamp89 7
Yeah but you totally deserve it... OP only slightly deserves it lol
Lolzmeerah 0
There's a Justin Bieber in the house!
abby1029 8
:P lol
holagranola 15
a lot of people are walking into glass walls / windows these days !
soketgo 0
aswww yyyyeah
mccaincracker 6
" I was just makin sure the glass was sturdy"
snowfox_fml 10
lmao atleast you didn't break your nose...
CitrusGirl 0
Buddy, I don't know how old you are. If you're less than 25 I understand, high school was still pretty recent. If you're 30+ you should move on. If you're 40+ you need to get a grip and a wake up call.
thriceforme 3
What does the guy's age matter? When you really like someone (even the high school puppy love yada yada), it can make you act goofy sometimes. Odds are, he just has a super shy personality.