Work: Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to...

By Fred - 26/05/2011 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

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You deserved it 6 581

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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You deserved it 10 045

By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 254

You deserved it 6 055

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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You deserved it 19 536

By nevergettingajob - 22/02/2012 18:10 - Canada

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

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You deserved it 25 876

By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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You deserved it 3 419

By babyfatt - 16/12/2009 08:23 - Australia

Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML

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You deserved it 27 233

By Interview tragedy - 17/12/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

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You deserved it 35 047

Alexa, play "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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You deserved it 1 143

Double take

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 02:00

Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML

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You deserved it 553

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By Miscellaneous - 17/06/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went in for an interview with a firm where I'd done some interning before. After shaking hands with both the directors, I went to shake hands with one of the director's wives, who also works there. Turns out she was going for a hug and kiss on the cheek. I ended up kissing her on the lips. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 12:02

i think we've all done that at some point.

GreenMaze 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:23

Is the glass okay?

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Loaffer 2

Friday 27 May 2011 3:03

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

samicna 4

Friday 27 May 2011 5:34

I hate days like that!

denvan 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:15

Its better than walking into a wall have her tell you "Here's my picture so you won't have an accident next time" lol

silver_85 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:43

which you can now use as a great pick up line!! hope is not lost!

ThatBoyChinks 0

Friday 27 May 2011 9:14

Love hurts.

Zeek63 0

Friday 27 May 2011 15:40

face palm

HOLAANNI 6

Friday 27 May 2011 15:46

don't worry you are not alone JB has walled into glass too

vampire_leyydy 0

Friday 27 May 2011 18:24

poor lit'le bugga...blew that didnt you? lol

iluvanimegurl 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:22

lmfao fail XD

4ugu4 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:11

Fail.

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Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks

Double take

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