Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
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Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I realized that I'm on the top of not having my drivers license/ state ID (I was submitting my taxes and needed it) I also threw away my brand new passport because I thought it was trash in my boyfriends car. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I didn't get my driver's license, even though I didn't make any mistakes because my examiner said it was only my first time taking the exam, so it wouldn't matter if I failed. Now I have to pay another €240 for a second exam. FML
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philipino 24
So pretty much right now you are just destined to fail?
lmaoatall 6
Excuse me if I'm wrong, but isn't a drivers license and a regular id considered to be a state license? To obtain either you'll still need the same info. Atleast in my state it's so.
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chrisf_fml 0
Get an ID from the Mva it's like 25 bucks
bannedforlife 0
If you were an illegal immigrant in where I live (Chicago) you'd get a birth cert, DL, passport, food stamps, free health care and free community college.
lucky_719 0
It's actually a simple process, you just need to contact the state or hospital you were born in and your parents can request a copy of your birth certificate.
picklemonger 13
Now try to imagine that you are the president of the United States and need to prove your citizenship.
tactical_bacon 4
thats what u get for not existing!
Epic_Times 10
Unfortunately OP, the government sucks. It's the same in Australia. Basically everything has to be completed by the book and the minute something seems different to the book, nothing can be done. This is why I am proud to come from a family who the majority are self employed.
cjsj0 0
U just need your social security card. U should be fine if you show them that.
HunterAlpha1 8
the system is specifically designed to **** the little people.
randybryant799 21
So get a copy of your birth certificate.