Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
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Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I realized that I'm on the top of not having my drivers license/ state ID (I was submitting my taxes and needed it) I also threw away my brand new passport because I thought it was trash in my boyfriends car. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I didn't get my driver's license, even though I didn't make any mistakes because my examiner said it was only my first time taking the exam, so it wouldn't matter if I failed. Now I have to pay another €240 for a second exam. FML
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philipino 24
So pretty much right now you are just destined to fail?
lmaoatall 6
Excuse me if I'm wrong, but isn't a drivers license and a regular id considered to be a state license? To obtain either you'll still need the same info. Atleast in my state it's so.
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Comments (149)
angelbabyg1994 0
You're dumb. You have to have one of these documents, otherwise you're a foreign person. Maybe you don't exist. I got my birth certificate when I was born along with my SSN. Then I got my license with those and I can get a passport with the documents as well. YDI
stoptrying 9
You're an idiot. Parents sometimes lose their kids birth certificates. It's not their fault if that happened. YD getting a good backhand.
iamdonny 0
You need two forms of ID. Your social security card and your insurance card would work, it did for me. Good luck OP.
hausch107 0
You can just get a id from the DMV... You. Red a permit anyway before you get your lisence anyway becaus edge driving course needed depending on state but you can just get a id
muxionHD 0
They do know they can use something as a substitute for an Id, like a school ID...
EvilDave 13
No, the OP doesn't know that because the OP didn't bother to find out what was needed to get an ID or license.
frostiebeanz 0
Order it online
bobthebuilder33 3
Ultimate paradox
EmChan_fml 7
Wrong. You can get a state ID at the DMV without getting a license. You can use that to get your birth certificate.
Phranq 0
Therefore, you no longer exist..
kshafer08 7
Check out the courthouse in the county you were born in. They will have it and give you a new one for a small fee
g3rusz 6
Banana Joe? Is that you?