Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I realized that I'm on the top of not having my drivers license/ state ID (I was submitting my taxes and needed it) I also threw away my brand new passport because I thought it was trash in my boyfriends car. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I didn't get my driver's license, even though I didn't make any mistakes because my examiner said it was only my first time taking the exam, so it wouldn't matter if I failed. Now I have to pay another €240 for a second exam. FML
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philipino 24
So pretty much right now you are just destined to fail?
lmaoatall 6
Excuse me if I'm wrong, but isn't a drivers license and a regular id considered to be a state license? To obtain either you'll still need the same info. Atleast in my state it's so.
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asktherunes 4
Get a copy of your birth certificate
babygeek 4
Just ask the illegals how they do it (:
meggy32410 0
Go get an ID card maybe lol that always works...
Brianna182011 5
All you should need is your social security card and if they say you dont ask for manager or something cuz your social security card is basically and id
FreakingFYou 13
I think that's why we have social security numbers...
LestersGirl 0
actually for a passport you only need an identification card. they just say license because it has all the information needed. if you go to the dmv they can make a license type card that works just the same.
smh_idiots 1
Not only is this about the 35th time this has been posted, but the fact that people are so stupid makes me want to pull my hair out. Yes you or anybody else in the world who calls vital statistics and pretends to be you or one of your parents, can get a copy of your birth certificate. My husband had one sent to all the way up here to Canada, rme. Second, if you don't have proof of residence, they have a handy dandy form right there at the DMV that ANYBODY who 'lives with you' can sign. The fact that one would spend months, let alone years trying to figure this out only solidifies every stereotype about the intelligence of Americans.
lmao4evah 0
wow its ppl like u who tale things wayyyy to far
Joanlysn 0
I think she's or he is right lol the justification his pretty sound and is simple enough. I mean I this person really wanted to do something they would have not been lazy and actually try all of their solutions... DUH
nico01_fml 0
there is a website you can go to. k had the exact same thing happen to me. seriously sucked so bad but online you can get it, its like 30$ and it is mailed within a few days. good luck! it saved my ass.
toiletFMLer 6
You're in a pickle!
legresley85 1
Yep. Thanks to people who steal other peoples identities the system is now really screwed up and complicated.