Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
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Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I walked into my house after my nightshift as a nurse and my corgi had the house turned upside down, with things everywhere. I have people coming to look at the house in 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML
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BoredomKillsinc 0
poor dog
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
how is this bad? they scored a free dog! you can teach it to kill and steal from the elderly
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Comments (158)
mintcar 10
Moving takes time, how'd you fail to notice that? I doubt they moved all their items in one trip. YDI for not being aware of your surroundings.
Morgana666 6
they might have pulled a midnight move. or while the person was at work.
hhknighter 0
think the real fml here is how the neighbor thought of you. you might wanna check if you are missing a grill or something
DethbyFML 0
General Saou's anyone?
valri3 0
Find their butts and give it back to them! But do use the element of surprise when returning their dog so that they don't move again.
Captain_Crankypa 2
Yeah! Findr. T and have him kick in their door and reunite them!
Captain_Crankypa 2
Hmm, you might get top dollar from a Chinese restaurant for it...
starile 20
Now that's just racist... Chinese restaurants can get any dig off the street without having to pay top dollar for it!
googlieshmoogle 0
how the hell did you not see moving trucks? ydi
SpinozaQ 2
maybe they got robbed and will be back tomorrow. apparently you wouldn't notice that either.
i_love_jb 0
Lucky you ! .. you now own a dog.
that_guy_ollie 0
*hugs * the picture told me too...
dsypher 0
lol how did you not realize they moved?
tayza249 20
Well that sucks. What douchebags for leaving their pet like that! F the dog's L. At least they left it with you instead of leaving it on the streets to fend for itself or at the pound. Maybe it was a hasty move and they didn't have time to re-home the dog or just couldn't be bothered. Either way you should take those bastards to court.