Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I walked into my house after my nightshift as a nurse and my corgi had the house turned upside down, with things everywhere. I have people coming to look at the house in 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML
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BoredomKillsinc 0
poor dog
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
how is this bad? they scored a free dog! you can teach it to kill and steal from the elderly
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Comments (158)
nica73 0
I guess it's better than leaving the dog in a locked apartment or house alone as happens way too often these days with all the foreclosures and other troubles. At least the dog was safe.
Zmeilerr 22
This is not a . This is a
aback 5
Hey! Merry Christmas!
BabesYourAStar 0
keep the dog!
cinnomonroll 0
poor dog :( but on the bright side dogs are expensive so the fact that u got one for free is luckey
emilybaby2012 0
hahah that's funny:) sorry though<3
Zmeilerr 22
It's okay :)
dlangel 2
I would make sure they actualy moved out, I guess technically they could have been robbed. unlikely, but possible. of course this still poses te question of how you'd not notice lots of furniture and items being moved out
DocBastard 40
Don't feel like these are the dog days and don't fight like a boxer. Just pinscher self, realize it isn't a dream, go back to the lab and don't terrier house apart trying to come up with why they did this. Dogs have a limited life spaniel anyway, and all they need is love, food, and sheltie. Don't hound them too much. You'd probably be barking up the wrong tree anyway. If you really need to, hire a retriever and get them their dog back, especially if he shih-tzus all over the house. Now go get a drink and some chow. Maybe some Pekingese duck or ramen poodles. Have a great Dane!
tjsomethin 9
Win.
hiralee 3
assholes
Jess_4602 0
I'm sorry op that sucks. But if they're your neighbors, wouldn't you have noticed them moving out?