Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on...

By taylortotscx - 27/05/2012 17:15 - United States - Ocala

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

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Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By FishStampede - 16/05/2009 12:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

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By jreed509 - 03/07/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By bobra - 21/10/2019 12:00

Today, I decided to face my fears and go on my first upside-down ride. Unfortunately for me, the two men in front of me had chosen to eat before the ride and I walked off with bits of strawberry and bacon in my hair, my clothes drenched in whitish fluid, not to mention the stench. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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TheGewt 7

Monday 28 May 2012 1:05

Don't wear white clothes to a water park.

zingline89 18

Monday 28 May 2012 1:09

Now everyone can see your Busch

Comments

zingline89 18

Monday 28 May 2012 1:23

Anyone else almost accidentally hit YDI at the start of the second line cuz you thought it was another FML saying "trying to be cool..."

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 28 May 2012 3:17

It's like trying and cool cannot be in the same sentence without a YDI vote.

PYLrulz 17

Monday 28 May 2012 6:20

But then in the end, it wasn't so accidental.

annetartica 6

Monday 28 May 2012 1:25

That happened to me once. I got some cute panties from my friend as a joke, except they had extremely dirty phrases. I had "I like 'em big" on my underwear....worst day ever.

lolasains 7

Monday 28 May 2012 1:33

I saw you there, you need to shave your Busch.

zingline89 18

Monday 28 May 2012 1:37

Really? Look up

coldashell 23

Monday 28 May 2012 2:59

How original. I love when people use something someone earlier already used.

ICastillo 24

Monday 28 May 2012 1:33

Hell Yeah!!!!

challan 19

Monday 28 May 2012 1:34

My mom always puts underwear in our stockings at Christmas. This year I went to a football game the first week of January. My friends and I dressed in football pants and jerseys to look cute. Wasn't so cute when I sat down on wet bleachers and everyone could read, HO HO HO through the white pants.

justhanging 6

Monday 28 May 2012 4:27

Your mother bought you underpants that said "ho" on them? Interesting...

NoReservations 9

Monday 28 May 2012 11:19

I used to have a glow-in-the-dark Halloween training bra. Though no embarrassment ever came of it. Unfortunately I can't say the same for my Victoria's Secret undies while I was changing in gym class. I think they said gorgeous or something. I have no idea how that's worthy of embarrassment, but I got made fun of XD

challan 19

Monday 28 May 2012 14:44

54- lol yea she did but they were innocent boy shorts for bad days. 88- they were just jealous!

CinnamonRugby 5

Monday 28 May 2012 1:36

Pics or it didnt happen.

groupleader 7

Monday 28 May 2012 1:39

Hee hee hee, you said Busch. Hell yeah.

kittenvks 11

Monday 28 May 2012 5:25

^ typical of a Blackhawks fan. Smh

Michaelsgirl04 9

Monday 28 May 2012 6:41

what are you, 12?

Il_Maestro 6

Monday 28 May 2012 7:52

Busch is a beer company, dude.

reddudeover 2

Monday 28 May 2012 1:39

If there are rides that get you wet, then there are shops that sell towels etc.

Steve95401 49

Monday 28 May 2012 1:46

At least you weren't "going commando".

wannabesinger 16

Monday 28 May 2012 1:48

Silly girl, you're supposed to wear a bathing suit under your clothes when going to an amusement park! At least, that's what I always do on the off chance that I want to go on a water ride.