Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Dishes, now!
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Date night
Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
No good deed…
Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
Child labor
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Bullet = Dodged
Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML
Piss off
Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML
Always tip generously
Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML
Premeditated
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Top comments
Krirn 21
You got declined, but your friend has to beg?
Senseless_487 29
So this restaurant lets its staff tease and ridicule in this situation? After being treated like that, I'd be talking to the manager about making the meal free. It's embarrassing enough to get declined; the staff were just being dicks.
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Comments (73)
lilprincipessa 11
What ******* assholes!! I'd be so pissed off!!!
lienabakes 3
You're stupid. You knew you didn't have money to pay! If you didn't, that's just plain ignorance on your part! I bet you didn't even tip your server! She had to work for free because you're irresponsible. You disgust me.
hoppyhoppy 3
Funny how you evoke the same disgust in me. Get over yourself.
LadyLynn 1
#126: you are an inconsiderate prick. there could have been a hundred uncontrollable reasons why his card was declined. it was an accident. you berating him like he intentionally did it on purpose is childish.
Mama4ddk 15
I'm sure if you thought there was a problem you would have checked your balance beforehand, I'm sorry that you had to go through that embarrassment. it was very rude of them to make a public spectacle of you and if I were you I would get some kind of retribution or demand an apology because obviously you did not do that on purpose. What they did was deliberate and ignorant! Good luck in the future.
leinZ28 4
Forget technology, ALWAYS have emergency cash my man... ALWAYS.
Timtamsandoreos 3
Haha that must of been embarrassing!
CdDude 1
You can sue the staff for teasing you like that.
LoveNnyl 23
I'm sorry, but I feel that you deserve it for not bringing money, just in case. And I would have a talk with the manager about the staff.
FEARxTH3xWOLF 14
that be some ****** ass up shit right there
Behiina 6
Hey at least your friend didn't leave you there alone! :D
mcronin 15
88 because they made op stay inside so they wouldn't just leave,and that left the friend as the one to try to get the money.