Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
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Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."
LaurenLo 17
Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!
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Comments (73)
DuEpikThangs 13
ALWAYS hold them in until ur alone lol
jrock9093 18
I'm proud of you for a normal bodly function keep on juicing and fibering up :)
shelbie_garcia 6
At least your body functions work!
jw90 18
Just stay positive. Maybe the next interview will go better than this one.
kasmol 16
After the fart, you should have jumped up and confidently stated, "I AM THE GAS MASTER AND I WANT TO WORK FOR YOU!" At that point you had nothing to lose, and the humor might have saved the interview.
protoskore 27
Look at where this took place. Western humor may not be the best solution
kasmol 16
Fuckem if they can't take a joke.
Epikouros 32
The most successful job interview I had was when I had dog shit on my shoes. I was so preoccupied with cleaning my shoes that I forgot to be nervous about the interview.
MrsAlexander83 10
Oh you must've been really nervous. Invest in some Gas-X. Those things are a blessing!! Good luck on finding a job!
cookie1207 19
Hahahahaha lmfao
CHUBBYninja 18
one cheek sneak is where its at to ease that painful gas
tbabyfosho 7
reminds me of the gas-x strips commercial. (anyone remember that) well except he did not expell that gas. sorry OP. if they dont call you back screw em!! also, may the force be with you on your job hunt. It's a cruel (?) world out there!!