Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
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Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."
LaurenLo 17
Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!
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Comments (73)
perdix 31
Excusing yourself to use the bathroom is an important job skill, and most places assume you have that skill.
Anthony805 8
it's your fault for being gassy
ShyAnn29 15
Yeah, because you can totally control that!
katydid91 31
This is proof that our bodies are capable of having a vindictive sense of humor! One of the several stated things happen upon my entering a Barnes & Nobles store, which sucks because I love reading. FYL OP!
alycion 39
If you are prone to nervous gas, try taking an OTC gas solution a little bit before an interview.
phatdaddy62 23
It is funny. As I was reading this, I figured this has to be a dude. Then I looked and saw that it was a female. Eeeuuuuwww!
CinnamonBunny 16
Twat.
ShyAnn29 15
What's the difference? A fart is a fart, no matter if it comes from a male or a female!
tbabyfosho 7
Somebody hasnever read, "Everybody Poops".
Cazz91 21
If I could give you a hug OP, I would (unless you're uncomfortable with hugs then comforting words will do just fine). That is awful but it is a natural bodily function that stinks unfortunately.
jh921971 10
No emoter will change their mind on hiring someone because of a fart. They were funny in kindergarten, and they are funny now.
jh921971 10
Employer, pardon the auto correct.
zombie_chic 4
Ummmm... If the job was that important to you why not just hold it? Or, apologize profusely and excuse yourself. Even a child can hold their gas for a few minutes or excuse themselves to the bathroom.
shanannygians07 28
This is the funniest post I've seen in awhile. I just cried tears of laughter. Sorry op could have been worse.. might have been more than a fart
maggiefox 25
Has buildup is more painful than being unemployed