Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Today, our chocolate Labrador ran away. My dad adopted it because he really wanted a hunting dog, promising he'd be in charge of its training and feeding. I ended up getting saddled with that instead. The dog was so hyper it was untrainable, and dad blamed me when it burst out of its kennel and bolted into the night. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
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evanwilliams 4
Your dog probably stole that shit and ran, those labs are pretty sketchy.
GlassJAwkidE 3
Poor dog :(
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Comments (155)
winskin 0
did it happen to be a black lab? :D
Peenk 0
Wow that was so not funny.. I'm surprised that no-one else has blasted you for such loosely disguised racism.
upinyourphaedrus 2
Haha. Get a sense of humor 79.
shirvon100 0
Aint that a bi*ch
Laci_Laine 0
I feel bad for the dogs in pet stores too but thats WHY they put them in such tiny cages. As soon as you "rescue" one they put another one in there for the next guy and you just helped fund a puppy mill.
DrAwesome 6
AND it stole your stereo? Heh, probably to gamble away in a poker game or something. Geez, what a bitch... Assuming the dog was a female, of course.
lilactress717 1
YDI for adopting from a pet store... those dogs all come from puppy mills, and it's horrible that you chose to support one. You disgust me.
Tibbsey 0
none of the dogs come from puppy mills, only the u.s petland and those guys are dicks. but otherwise all the puppys come from breeders that are routinely checked to make sure everythings O.K., so Shutup about puppy mills already.
Penrhyn 0
#63 That sand must get into your eyes a lot huh?
becca8171 0
places like petsmart let shelters come in and sell dogs so maybe they mean that
eleanor_rigby 0
If you put the stuff in the back of a pick-up truck, which is open, YDI. Why is everybody assuming that the dog escaped, took the crate, and the stereo? That's a ridiculous idea. Somebody went into the back of the open trunk and stole everything. And who cares where he got the dog? That's obviously not the point of this FML.
evanwilliams 4
Sense of humor, meet eleanor_rigby. eleanor_rigby, this is a sense of humor. Obviously you two have never met.
jm88 0
Can we set up common sense to meet her as well?
iwanttoscream 0
hope you find your dog!!!
spretto 0
All of you that think petsmart and petco SUPPORT puppy mills the you really need to shut the hell up and do your research. Stores such as these host adoptions for rescues, not only the humane society, but to privately owned rescues. How do i know this? Common sense and the education i earned from volunteering almost a year at rescues. i also realized adoption agencies and rescues retrieve and rescue dogs from animal control and accept canine which are surrendered to them. I would like to make one thing clear... RESCUES DO NOT BREED DOGS!! okay... Im done :)
spillproof 0
-1 pet store