Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML
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Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Today, our chocolate Labrador ran away. My dad adopted it because he really wanted a hunting dog, promising he'd be in charge of its training and feeding. I ended up getting saddled with that instead. The dog was so hyper it was untrainable, and dad blamed me when it burst out of its kennel and bolted into the night. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
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evanwilliams 4
Your dog probably stole that shit and ran, those labs are pretty sketchy.
GlassJAwkidE 3
Poor dog :(
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Comments (155)
Aniland 2
....what? I don't get it. It sounded like the lab stole the stereo, but that's obviously not right.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
I love how everyone jumps on the OP about getting a pet from the pet store. I don't know about you all but our local pet store has ADOPTION days where local rescues bring in dogs so people can adoption them. I really hope this is the case with the OP. Our local pet store also always has cats/kittens from another rescue for adoption. Most quality pet stores don't deal with BYB anymore. To the OP sorry some jerk stole your new friend and your stereo.
Kukai 0
Did you leave your car unlocked? Sucks that someone stole you dog and your stereo though.
div01 2
Wtf is wrong with people??? YDI for adopting? Only purebred 700$ dogs deserve loving homes? Just take the dog to the vet get it checked out...******* snobs. It was an honest mistake for his first ten minutes of dog ownership and some bad luck. This website should have a "You're a ******* idiot." icon to click under every comment. And if you accumulate a certain amount you cant comment anymore. ******* fail comment posters.
lmmmr 0
That is the opposite of what the comments are saying. Work on your reading comprehension. They say "YDI for NOT adopting" as in, for buying from a store rather than going to a shelter. Try harder next time.
Peenk 0
Hello Pot.. Meet Mr. Kettle.
Stina9162 0
I agree with everyone, get a shelter dog who really deserves a home, even though I always feel horrible for the dogs at pet stores though because it's obvious they don't have a high quality of life stuck in those little cages :-/
caligirl89 0
You should of bright the dog into the store? Comon think???
evanwilliams 4
You sure have a way with words, very eloquently put.
ellbtvsvm 0
1) Should HAVE. 2) Neither of those are questions.
corbygray528 0
#30, It gets even hotter inside of the truck. if thats what you were suggesting
deathbunny256 0
Today, I decided to leave an unprotected dog in the bed of my truck. When I returned, the dog was gone. Want to know the worst part, though? The thief stole my $100 stereo!!! FML
jahwn 12
YDI, you were a crappy dog owner, never leave a dog in a truck bed. And YDI for using a store, not a shelter.
Onion_fml 0
Um... Walking inside for five minutes to buy food does not constitute neglect. And I really hate the morons who say YDI for buying from a pet store. For one thing, he could have adopted from the pet store and for another, so animals from pet stores aren't allowed the same quality of life and loving homes as shelter animals?