Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Today, our chocolate Labrador ran away. My dad adopted it because he really wanted a hunting dog, promising he'd be in charge of its training and feeding. I ended up getting saddled with that instead. The dog was so hyper it was untrainable, and dad blamed me when it burst out of its kennel and bolted into the night. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
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evanwilliams 4
Your dog probably stole that shit and ran, those labs are pretty sketchy.
GlassJAwkidE 3
Poor dog :(
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hjjl 0
I don't like people saying how terrible the person was for leaving the dog in the back of the truck. My dog loves it back there she always has so much fun and bringing her with me when I go out is way better then leaving her at home. She comes everywhere with me. My last dog lived to be 16 doing the same thing so I don't see how it's SOOOO dangerous. Also stealing of dogs is really popular, especially labs, all my dogs have been labs and I never had problems but lately I've been worried because you hear more and more about them being stolen.
shnibz101 0
That is 1 awsome dog LOL
MorbidMalice 0
YDI for buying a puppy mill dog from a Pet Store and supporting that horrible industry.
ohnomongo 0
good, anyone who puts an animal or person in the back of a truck shouldn't have a pet or kids
InsomPsycho 0
Buying shelter dogs is like buying used underwear.
BRp4e 0
#123 you're a real asshole. This is why you have everything set up before you actually get the animal.
shnibz101 0
#70 LOL
CodySmith 0
So, the dog stole your stereo?
anonymous45610 0
I would have been crying :'(
missawesome16 0
YDI y would u leave the dog u just adopted in tha back of the truck he's already scared as hell leaving him probably scarred him
X_o_X_ocutie 0
yea when we got our first dog it was in kennel and was on the floor in the car in front of my feet. it threw up In the kennel