Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML
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Top comments
dearambivalence 0
At the very least, you're not married to the asshole anymore.
muse88 0
that sucks seriously..did they even believe u??
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Comments (59)
chuckb 0
lol
secretlife22 0
wow, maybe he stole it. He could have, you never know...
marris 0
this happens all the time - though they usually return it days. But still if this happened its got to be in the news. Where's our link, please? I want to read it
LiLOnE 0
ahaha ffuuuckkkkkeeeerrrrrr
stuart169 3
LOL
TheOrpheus 0
that absolutely sucks.
uglydollz124 0
omg thats horrible- did you get out of it?
Touch_fml 0
I take it your not in jail?
BryceS47 0
fake
HottGurlKira 3
Good thing you two aren't together anymore :)
ApolloIce 0
Congrats on your divorce. The guy sounds like a huge asshole.