Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
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Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML
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dearambivalence 0
At the very least, you're not married to the asshole anymore.
muse88 0
that sucks seriously..did they even believe u??
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Spitfire_fml 0
Dude... Best of luck.
basketball03 0
oh god..poor u did they believe u???
watchnlearn 0
dear lord...Anne Hathaway's story isn't looking so bad anymore...
same_old_shit3 0
ok, seriously #7? THAT'S the angle you wanna go for? And that is awful, sersiously. I'm pretty sure a ring out of a gum ball machine would have been less offensive. Please tell me they believed you!
vI_Arsenic_Iv 0
bullshit, after three years the shop owner wouldn't be able to recognize a ring. the conversation with the shop owner probably went like this "GASP! this is the ring stolen from me exactly three years ago in the spring of 3/4/06! it has a gold imperfection nearly 1/2000th of an inch wide! i remember it exactly! as if it happened yesterday! (goes to flashback)
tymarie2012 31
that's why rings have serial numbers? or some sort of number on them so that they can be identified in case they were stolen?
sugar_407 0
this is a load of shit. no one would remember an exact ring that was stolen three years ago.
quizikall 0
maybe it was a ring that was unique
quizikall 0
maybe she looked it up and they only ever had one and it was stolen
FML1786 0
Maybe it was the only time he got robbed so the ring stuck out in his mind
RingoStarrr 0
woww that really sucks :/.least your ex hubby risked something in getting that ring for you though.
tymarie2012 31
maybe she saw an ad for the exact same ring? or maybe, idk, that the jewelry store that she's talking about is the only jewelry store in her town?