By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 533
You deserved it 2 759

Same thing different taste

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Stuff that goes through the crowds of concerts is nastyyy. One time this really tall guy was beside me so I was like almost face level with his bloody elbow like 4 inches away...ew

Squirrelx 5

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You should of kicked him incredibly hard in the bollocks and emptied your drink on him (if you had one)

Dotty8710 10

You should of "accidentally" kicked him in the crotch. Then maybe next time he'll think twice about getting that drunk where he is peeing on someone.

Punch him in the testicles. Serves him right for thinking you were a toilet

MCVelvet1497 3

Turn around and pee on him.

he was just marking his territory(or at least the territory he wanted...

And that's when you punch him in the face :)

great. and now you're one of the many who makes fun of various fetishes. peeing on people in public? it's a thing. gawd. you monster.

Lauren10102 3

I suggest you read "The Story of the Eye" by George Batilles

SwaggerJuice 0

it's better to be pissed off, then pissed on. oh, wait...

rexgar2000 10

lol this made my day. I've never been peed on but it's funny. FYL