Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
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Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
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babbling27 0
What does your age have to do with it?
ryan__h 1
i feel sorry for people who get called a man when they are a woman and vise versa
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Comments (85)
hootersgirl09 0
FAKE . I see "FMLs" like this all the time . Try being more original . xoxo, Kate :]
babaa_fml 0
Adding on to #17 If he didnt like them, then he cud kick u out of the club for indecent exposure and u cud go to jail Then again just say to the guard "o i didnt no they let fat women be guards. times must be changing..."
lilkatana 0
Don't listen to the haters telling you you must look like an ugly boy. This has happened to me before when I had short hair and I do not have any male facial features. People often realize when they look at my face but most people judge on hair length and whether you have large boobs (I'm Asian so I don't). Now that my hair is longer, it never happens so it's clearly their fault for judging based on American Hollywood proportions.
k_li 0
Maybe you should take it upon yourself to look like a girl?
XcuzimsotiredX 25
looking like a girl hurts. heels ow. long hair to brush ow. I like my short hair and my converse everywhere I go. I see no issue with it.
babysexxplict 0
he probably just thought you were ugly.. and it would be funny to say that
TheAntiComment 0
wasted reading, should of just said: "Today, I'm ugly, FML."
dcapp 0
grow your hair out or something!!
britt030209 0
were you dressed like a guy? have really short hair? no boobs? if he honestly mistook you for a guy, there has to be a reason. i'd have asked the asshole why he thought that. at least you'd know if it was something you could change.
a1m2a3d4o5 0
Hey maria i didnt know you knew abouy FML,lol jk
cyberhoy 3
haha that happened to me once but im a guy so it wasn't as bad. Are you just one of those manly lesbians? I get them confused for guys all the time