Sex, Mental health, Weird, Lonely and Sextoys: Lonely girl

Lonely girl

By MrBougie - 25/02/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I bought a 37-pound sex doll on Amazon, just so I could cuddle it and cry myself to sleep, until she decides if she wants a divorce in three months. FML

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Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 27 February 2024 19:26

Get a prenuptial and post that link please. 😉🤫

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Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 27 February 2024 19:26

Get a prenuptial and post that link please. 😉🤫

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