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By caseyj - 25/03/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML

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By DM - 04/03/2013 20:02 - United States - Fayville

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

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Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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Alexa, play "Just Make it Stop" by Low

By Spanish Steps - 19/09/2021 07:59 - Spain

Today, I got stoned with the clowns at the birthday party I took my niece to. This is a new low point. FML

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By sunboy52 - 05/05/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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By sophhiee - 05/11/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

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By ktwithaq - 18/10/2010 11:27 - United States

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML

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By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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Happy New Year to all the cats out there

By HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat - 01/01/2015 05:25 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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Doortje 29

Friday 25 March 2011 12:02

Cue to the "she showed you pictures of her pussy??!" jokes -_-'

justalilrandom2 4

Friday 25 March 2011 12:06

I wish that girls at the parties I go to would whip out their phones and show me their *******... It's a shame I don't party with crazy cat ladies.

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denvan 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:35

OP at least it wasn't her weiner dog

Ttfunkyo137 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:57

Good ol' party if ya ask me:)

largefoofighter 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:58

hey if they were lolcats it was a good party!!!

REGGIEstration 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 13:25

Did you even try to socialise with anyone? It's not like someone would invite you if they didn't want you there... :/

Regurgitated 0

Monday 28 March 2011 5:29

THATS ******* halarious

misspipedream 0

Monday 28 March 2011 17:11

M'naww. Who brings pictures of their cat to a party anyway? I bet it's name was Mittens. Or Tiddles.

MexicanChic 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:00

that suxs

Calabio 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 9:22

Sounds like you two had a crazy night!

Babygirl2338 0

Friday 8 April 2011 1:36

lmaooooooo that would suck

Captain0bv10us 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:41

At least it wasn't YOUR party

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