By Shane - 08/02/2011 07:58

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML
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"Up until I was 18, I thought you only had to wipe once after taking a dump. I just figured an itchy butt and brown underwear streaks were a part of life." -Thad Cassel.

Maybe just reach back and scratch your ass.. I think it would be much more effort to use plywood..

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Should have stuck your wood up her ass.

"im scratching my ass with this plywood, fuck it look like" theres your response lol

Rofl xD Tbh if it was me i'd just stand there and laugh.

ROTFL LOL that's frkin hilarious dude

tell her to f off

Your picture wins beyond so many levels. :D

lol im assuming it wasnt down your trousers so whats the harm. If it was then your a silly arse for putting splinters in a sensitive area. Scratching your ass through overalls won't do any harm to the plywood so what was that womens problem.

why didn't you go to the bathroom?!?YDI

who goes to the bathroom to scratch their ass?

He didn't go to the bathroom because he hadn't finished building it yet.

Better be more careful. D:

"Up until I was 18, I thought you only had to wipe once after taking a dump. I just figured an itchy butt and brown underwear streaks were a part of life." -Thad Cassel.

^lmao win quote

LMFAO!!!!!! that man is a genius lol

b.m.s. nothin but wisdom lol

Tell her that if she can't see that you are scratching your arse then she needs glasses, that and she shouldn't be on an active build site if she can't see that much!

Maybe just reach back and scratch your ass.. I think it would be much more effort to use plywood..

shoulda took the plywood and shoved it up HER ass