Kids: Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

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By immy504 - 30/11/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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By ahuman - 29/09/2013 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

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By notarobber - 15/05/2013 07:20 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Nose bleed - 16/04/2014 02:48 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 8 November 2010 8:37

You deserve it for thinking you're a ninja!

HeroOfWar 0

Monday 8 November 2010 8:38

Ydi, the kid was right.

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A_black_dude 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:19

that made my day

hcovballer247 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:08

Ydi for thinking ur a ninja... :P

cmac86 23

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:56

HA HA! You got owned (or won) by that kid!

Danielt104 6

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:20

Why is everybody ydi????? OP didn't do anything wrong!

cuddlekitty66 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:00

Wouldn't happen in Illinois. Move.

Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:52

It is true… smart little boy:)

PointAndLaugh 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:03

At least it wasn't a "Its True, I'm a Woman" shirt. He could've thrown a kitchen at you.

rommie_fml 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:39

see what happens when you lie? I love that kid btw.

at0micmin3r 23

Tuesday 9 November 2010 19:19

YDI for thinking you're all that and a bag o' chips when obviously you aren't.

Allstarr23 1

Tuesday 9 November 2010 21:27

That's awesome but a lame shirt

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