Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, I was at a new restaurant when I went to the restroom. When I was done, I sat back down at the table, and idly started listening to my friends chatting. After a few seconds, I realized I'd sat at the wrong table, with complete strangers, who were too polite and/or bemused to say anything. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
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Top comments
ohhboyy 0
nice friends .. you stayed there why?
kkkristennnn 0
those aren't you friends then...
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Comments (165)
W33nie 0
wow
frdm 0
"friends" find some that dont do things that require quotemarks.
shmoryn 0
you deserve it for not demanding a full table or for the group to split up, back bone baby.
jorygirly 0
talk about being shafted....
Drekos 0
lame story. you fail at writing FMLs, you should write an FML about having written this post.
Drekos 0
this is not FML worthy. you are lame.
angie_babi 0
are you sure you didnt invite yourself ???
awesomegeek 0
Dump them and ignore them! They are NOT your friends at all.
jSOPURE 3
Agreed with #26.
kjia 0
You should make some new friends.